My favorite searches

I'll get back to my reviews next month, I promise. I'm just so AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! from trying to wrap up my current job that I can't think critically about anything else.

To tide you over--in case you've already seen every cat photo on the Internet--here is a list of my favorite search terms that have brought people to this blog:

• "mark rylance" "hot" "michael esper" "sexy" "assistance"
• "mark rylance" "hot and sexy"
• "Michael Esper hot."
• michael esper beard
• ginger beard
  
• steve kazee s bare feet
• bobby steggert barefoot (Someone has a foot fetish, eh?)
  
• should i go see american idiot
• "the power of theatre"
• "the normal heart" sobbing
• lupone's belch during anything goes (Please tell me that really happened!)

I love all you crazy Googlers. Let's be BFFs. Let's drink lots of Jameson and Guinness next time I'm in the city, which happens to be this weekend. (When buying theater tickets, I didn't think through the implications of being in New York for St. Patrick's Day. Or, as my friend Hilary calls it, Amateur Night.)